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Infectious

January 2, 2007 · 1 Comment

Okay, so that last post got off to a bit of a late start. I did just survive a bad bout of norovirus, so I think a little slack could be cut. In fact, there are a few things about being violently ill during your holiday break that I’d like to take this chance to celebrate:

Five Good Things About The Norovirus

1.  Getting an early start on that New Year’s diet

2. Kicking the caffeine habit

3. Being doted on like you were 5 years old

4.  Three solid days in bed

5. Feeling a great sense of accomplishment just by walking out the front door.

Number 3 of course is dependent on getting sick while visiting your mom’s house, preferably while she still doesn’t have any grandchildren.

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