Okay, so that last post got off to a bit of a late start. I did just survive a bad bout of norovirus, so I think a little slack could be cut. In fact, there are a few things about being violently ill during your holiday break that I’d like to take this chance to celebrate:
Five Good Things About The Norovirus
1. Getting an early start on that New Year’s diet
2. Kicking the caffeine habit
3. Being doted on like you were 5 years old
4. Three solid days in bed
5. Feeling a great sense of accomplishment just by walking out the front door.
Number 3 of course is dependent on getting sick while visiting your mom’s house, preferably while she still doesn’t have any grandchildren.